Thursday, September 9, 2010

TV Commercial

White haired Republican in suit on camera. Let's call him Senator Wasp.

WASP O.C.
WE REPUBLICAN BELIEVE IN FAMILY VALUES.
WHICH IS WHY WE ARE TRYING TO ELIMINATE SOCIAL SECURITY

(Tears up Social Security card)

AND MEDICARE BENEFITS.

(Tosses pill bottles over his shoulder.)

Cut to moving van pulling up to a house. A young couple stand in the doorway as their elderly parents
totter slowly and grumpily to house.

WASP. V.O.

WITHOUT SOCIAL SECURITY YOUR PARENTS ARE MORE LIKELY TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.

Cut to couple watching TV from bed in cramped living room.

AND THAT MAKES FOR MORE FAMILY CLOSENESS.

Cut to children changing a drip bag next to granny's bed.

WITHOUT MEDICARE BENEFITS, YOUR CHILDREN WILL HAVE MORE QUALITY TIME WITH THEIR GRANDPARENTS.

Cut to wife carrying bed pan from room.

AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE INTRUSION OF NURSES AND OTHER CAREGIVERS.
WASP O.C. IN 2010 A VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS....

Young husband adding tennis balls to a walker.

IS A VOTE FOR FAMILY VALUES.

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